:D

2009-11-21T04:00:00.000+08:00

today, was awesome dude! its like 4am and i just got back from a midnight movie with my family and baby. haha, it was really weird having our first 'date' with my parents and them being a few feet away and my parents practically paying everything from tickets to popcorn. HAHA, but all is well in love&war. FUHLERMAK, FREAKING NABEH AWESOME!!! (=

peace,
el-nino

2009-11-14T18:34:00.003+08:00

VOLUME 14 : Classic ways to reject a guy who ask for your number...

1. "NO!"

2. "I have a boyfriend, still want it?"

3. "HUH? me no speako english?" *speaks in a foreign slang*

4. "OMGGGGG!! A guy is asking for my number! woooo!" *jumps around like an idiot* (confirm the guy would walk or more like run away)

5. Stare at him, roll your eyes, flip your hair and walk away like a model. (not only you reject him but he would probably cry and call his mommy)

6. Whisper into his ear, "Finally! My sex-change operation works!"

yours,
el-nino

2009-11-12T20:55:00.002+08:00

VOLUME 13 : WHAT TO DO ON THE FIRST DATE ...? (FOR DUDES)

1. Be romantic, flowers are great!

2. Know what she likes, try to do something extraordinary. Movies are great, but try going for a picnic or something.

3. Pick a movie that SHE likes, it woud really suck if she hates the movie you guys just saw.

4. Avoid awkward conversations!(don't ask her about her past relationships or anything that would basically make her uncomfortable)

5. Prepare jokes for those awkward silences. Plus, its always good if she laughs!

6. Don't act like a retard, it would only make her embarass of going out in public with you for like .. forever?

7. Have a back-up plan, if something pops up like sold out movie tickets, or bad weather. You need to have a second place to go to.

8. Complement her, however don't be TOO corny or excessive.

9. Be sweet, sent her home!

goodnight sg,
el-nino

2009-11-10T16:11:00.008+08:00

so, i was basically on YouTube clicking away at videos and i saw the video 'just so you know' and it suddenly hit me. i don't know about you dudes out there, but i've had my fair share of crushing on a close friend without them even realising and i think the video on your left has total absolute superb meaning.

VOLUME 12 : How do you 'confess' to your close friend that you like her without risking breaking your friendship?

1. Don't rush! There are actually signs to tell you when the right time is to tell her and whether it is smart to tell her or not.

2. Don't be random!(don't tell her out-of-the-blue that you like her, it would make it real awkward, and she'll most probably say 'i don't have feelings for you in a more-than-a-friend manner)

3. Be patient!(i know it sucks to wait, but you have to persevere and i'm sure she'll realise soon enough)

4. Drop hints!(be BRAVE, try telling your friends or her friends to ask her about you and see how she reacts)

okay, when it's time to tell her, what should you do?

1. It's best to tell her face-to-face, and be serious about it. Don't act all gay and laugh or giggle. You're talking to a girl you've crushed on for quite some time. So MAN UP!

2. Be sweet. C'mon, there's nothing a girl would like more than a sweet guy right?

3. Tell her honestly how you feel.

4. I know it would be hard if she rejects you but try to keep the friendship there as it would be a waste to end a friendship just because of a 'confession'.

5. IMPORTANT:confess at your own risk! cause by confessing you might possibly end a friendship. so, think CAREFULLY!

yours sincerely,
el-nino

2009-11-09T21:44:00.006+08:00

VOLUME 11 : 8 Things that girls do while in a relationship that would make a guy pissed off at/hate her...

1. She gets too clingy and gives the guy NO space.

2. She has NO trust in him at all. (she would ask like a million questions if he goes out without her, and would ask a million more if he goes with a girl without her)

3. She is SUPER petty.

3. She keeps bitching, and bitching, and bitching....

4. She keeps complaining and complaing. (don't get me wrong, i know a boyfriend should be a good listener but if the girlfriend starts whining like a baby, it would be a tad too irritating.)

5. She has NO such respect for her boyfriend. (basically treating her OWN boyfriend like dirt.)

6. She does STUPID things like going out with guys alone. (don't get me wrong, she can go out with guys but she has to inform the boyfriend first. AND there's no such thing as going out with a guy ALONE just the TWO of them if she has a boyfriend!)

7. She thinks it's OKAY to message other guys in a 'more-than-friendly' way. You get what i mean.

8. She keeps asking her boyfriend to buy for her stuff in an excessive manner.

yours truly,
el-nino

2009-11-08T19:37:00.008+08:00

FIRSTLY......NAT GET WELL SOON!

the faster you get well, the faster you'll get to visit me.

i know you miss me right? :D

VOLUME 10 : 5 basic things a guy would think/do when meeting a girl for the first time?

1.The guy would look at her face, then think "Hot or not?"

2.The guy would look at her 'other' features and you know....

3.The guy would than see how she talks.(a screechy or irritating voice could turn a guy off)

4.The guy would see if she's friendly.

5.The guy would see if she's easy to talk to.(which would deinitely score points if she's easy to talk to)

signing off,
el-nino

(stupid joke: You know they say "food fit for a king" means what? the meat like cows, and sheep all must exercise first so it would be fit is it?) HAHA.

2009-11-05T22:13:00.003+08:00

VOLUME 9 : (LAME/CHEEZY/STUPID) PICK UP LINES...

1. "Can i have your number? i just got a new phone and i need to fill up the contacts :)"

2. "Do you smoke? cause you're smoking hot!"

3. "Do you need a bucket of water? cause i think you're burning up!"

4. "Are you made out of honey? cause you're so damn sweet"

5. "I think i'm getting a cold, cause you're hot-ness is so infectious"

6. "Can you be my surfboard? cause i can ride that body anytime!"

7. "I don't think i could drive with you around, cause you are so distracting." *open's the door and ask the girl to go out of the car* (haha, told you it was s.t.u.p.i.d)

8. "Can you get the thermometer quick, cause i think my temperature's rising cause of you!"

9. "Woah! Are you an angel?! cause you're the most beautiful thing i've ever seen to walk this earth!"

love&peace,
el-nino

2009-11-03T21:37:00.003+08:00

VOLUME 8: How to know if a guy likes you ...?

1. He would be texting/calling/MSN-ing you 24/7.

2. He would be OVERLY nice to you.

3. He would be irritating to/always around YOU. (caution: this are usually guys who are the abit more immature type, you know like primary school, but there are still a few who would act like this)

4. He would do favours for you in a heartbeat.

5. He would try always to get your full attention. telling you a joke, talking abt random stuff etc.

6. On your birthday, he would buy you something special and give it personally to you in the shy-es manner possible.

7. He would try to stir-up some rannndddoooommmm conversations out-of-the-blue.

8. He would say sweet things like sweet dreams beautiful, good-morning sunshine etc.

9. He would basically be trying to cheer you up like mad if you feel down and out.

adios amigos, sayonara.
el-nino

2009-11-03T00:56:00.007+08:00

volume7: SEVEN things that a girl should NEVER tell a guy..(unless to turn him off)

1. "I think my boobs are too small, don't you think?"

2. "I'm having menses and my underwear is soaked in blood"

3. "You're cute but not hot"

4. "CAN YOU LIKE SHUT UP!!" *ROLLING EYES*

5. "I think you are/should be more like.... (insert words of choice)" (guy's hate being compared)

6. "You are so annoying/irritating" *bimbo voice*,*rolling eyes*

7. "I think i need to shave" *shows facial, leg and armpit hair*

chow for now,
el-nino

2009-10-29T23:05:00.003+08:00

VOLUME 6 : COMMONLY ASKED QUESTIONS... by GIRLS?

Q : "Why can't guys still remain as good friends after a 'good' break-up?"
A: it's because guys who got dumped by a girl feels hurt and to guys, it's "ur either mine or not a friend of mine". & since when was a break-up ever 'good'?

Q: "Why are guys such JERKS/BASTARDS/ASS-HOLES?"
A: well, i can't answer that fully, i must know what's the "situation"? but, i must admit that guys can be high-class bastards. HAHA, but not all of them! (like me :D)

Q: "Why can't guys be more understanding?"
A: LAME QUESTION. sorry girls, but that question is seriously redundant/ plain stupid. c'mon, like you girls always say guys are "immature". rite? guys don't think too much, they rely more on COMMON SENSE.

Q: "What's SOOO hard about being a guy, he gets to choose who he wants to go for unlike girls?"
A: EASY... it's like saying what's so hard about going to war, you go and fight only what? and how if you LOSE?

Q: "Guys can go for girls unlike girls who have to wait for someone to like them?"
A: TRUST ME, it's way better for someone to go for you than 'risking' going for them and failing!

peace out amigos'.
el-nino

2009-10-28T23:40:00.004+08:00

shout-out to raudah, you inspired me to continue writing my life-less blog.

okay, straight to the point,

VOLUME 5 : LOVE IS A GAME.

- You either WIN or LOSE, when you win its the highest ecstasy you can eveer get BUT if you lose good luck at striving for happy-ness at all.

- There's NO SUCH THING as i'm way too young to know about all the "love-crap", if you can already be thinking about it, don't tell me you ain't got a clue abt it at all?

- try not to take things too far, like in a game you don't go and kill the other person if you lose. try to "ACCCEPT" defeat if it takes a turn for the worst.

- there's no use crying over spilled milk, if the person you like doesn't like you back.. well, that's LOVE. HOWEVER, i did not say anything about giving up. " if there's a will, there's a way".

- it's good to have a GAME PLAN, like i said LOVE IS A GAME.

- love stories are a good way to compare what you're goin true, as some of them are written through real life experiences BUT WARNING : DO NOT MIX FANTASIES WITH REALITY!

- in the end, LOVE is a FUN GAME to play!

peace,
el-nino

2009-08-28T23:04:00.004+08:00

her tears like diamonds on the floor...

been AWOL like since dunno when. fasting month has arrived and i hope i can fast for the full month hopefully. so, i've been AWOL from school also for a good week. haha, missed a few test but kinda nice to have a 'week off'. haha. so, really nothing to talk about in my life. school? boring and draining my soul. fasting? still going strong, i think. stamina? none. :)

i'm gonna write a few quotes that should be delightfully interesting as to continue my 'book'.

Volume4 : Memorable QUOTES.

- "Patience is having the power to count down, before you take off"

-"There is no try, DO or DO NOT"

-"To repeat what others have said, requires education. To challenge what others have said, requires brains"

-"Dumb people make stupid accusations, clever people say smart truths"

-"EAT TO LIVE, NOT LIVE TO EAT"

-"Part of being a hero, is knowing you don't need to be one anymore"

-"To answer a stupid question, requires a stupid answer"

-"Tears may be dried up, but the heart? NEVER"

adios amigos,
el-nino

2009-08-06T22:00:00.003+08:00

okay, got back at 9 after eating at simpang. the food was great and made me lau-nua! that's salivate in chinese i think, if the spelling is correct. watching some channel 5 tele-movie now and i just realise its 3 more days to NATIONAL DAY/mom's b'day! i hope gonna have some nice food for the b'day dinner. okay, now it's time for volume3 of my 'book'.... i'm gonna write on something i see often happening and i think i can help those guys with broken hearts, and blah blah blah, you know all that...

Volume3 : How to FORGET & not REGRET for DUDES

- try to be around your friends, and have a ball of a time.

- DO NOT BE EMO.

- Don't keep thinking about her and listen to sad sappy songs, you know the ones with all the DEEPPPP lyrics.

- LOOK AT OTHER GIRLS. HAHA, that may seem weird but looking at babes would keep your mind of the girl.

- TALK ABOUT IT. tell your good friend about it, but do listen to what your friendS has to say because you won't think rationally with a broken heart.

- if she has a blog or something to get to know about her daily routines, STOP GOING THERE EVERY SECOND! it would make you think about her and plus, you would look abit like a stalker.

- play some sports, go on a ROLLERCOASTER. get your adrenaline pumping to pump up that broken heart.

- TIME WILL HEAL ALL. don't rush to forget things, just chill and after awile all will be a-okay!

get it? go and try it!,
DR. el-nino

2009-08-04T21:05:00.003+08:00

hey-ho i'm gonna write volume 2 of my "book". maybe, im gonna do this until i actually run out of great ideas. haha. im actually writing this stuffs cause girls get perceptions and guy got deceptions. so i'm just going to do both guys& girls a big favour. from a dudes point of view.

Book2 : How to get a guy to notice you?

- try coming up to him and make conversations, its a good way to make him realise YOU 'exist'.

- when everybody's talking among themselves and you see him alone, go up to him and have a 1-1 conversation.

- NEVER ask him obvious questions like, "why you not talking with your friends?" because there would be an obvious answer on why his not talking. plus, if he's angry about something, it just make him more angry.

- if you are sitting on the table opposite him or you can be seen, TRY MAKING EYE CONTACT MORE THAN ONCE AND GIVE YOUR SWEETEST SMILE. it will always get a guy thinking.

- BE NICE! it is a TOTAL TURNOFF acting like a bitch towards the guy you like, (it's not kindergarden anymore)

- his friends' IMPRESSION of you is super-important! usually when a guy starts thinking about the girl, he'll ask his friends' OPINION OF THE GIRL.

- girl's always get this WRONG! don't always depend on the guy to start a topic, the guy would be more comfortable if you skip the awkward silence and have a good topic to talk about. REMEMBER, LADIES FIRST!

- don't be overly shy, guys hate that. it would make him think that the girl is not interested in talking.

- lastly, JUST BE CONFIDENT! BUT there's a difference between confidence& OVER-confident.

have a go at it,
DR. el-nino

2009-08-03T19:49:00.002+08:00

i shall skip what's goin on in life an write a so called "book". haha, my friends requested it.

HOW TO REJECT A GUY EASILY?

-"i'm a LESBIAN"

-"i'm actually a GUY"

-"i'm a flirt, and don't like to have only one"\\haha.

-"okay good, i have someone to do EVERYTHING for me and i can just do NOTHING"

-"i'm a BITCH"

-"I ACCEPT.... DO YOU WANNA SEE MY ARMPIT HAIR NOW?"

-"OKAY, since you're now my BOYFRIEND. can you HELP ME PLUCK MY ARMPIT HAIR?"

-"WOAH, LET'S GO OVER TO MY HOUSE. i think my B.O. CAN BE SMELT ALREADY."

-"CAN YOU CLIP MY TOE NAILS EVERYDAY, if not i would get a GREEN FUNGI growing on it"

-"im gonna FOLLOW you EVERYWHERE because I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" (obsessive compulsive way)

haha, this are some of the tips that dudettes could use to reject a guy.

signing off,
DR. el-nino

2009-07-26T22:40:00.003+08:00

if you don't dream BIG, what's the use of dreaming?

just watch liverpool and the lions. hah, that was so far the most exciting match i watched so far of liverpool. i dunno why? maybe its the REDS playing at the national stadium, the epic match of liverpool againts singapore, or maybe its just because fernando torres was playing in singapore breathing in this little red island of ours. and he scored, not fantastic but past lionel lewis whom i hate. YEAH!!

anyways, im gonna write down a dialog between my little sister and me in the morning.

:10am, watching power ranger on OKTO! ....

ME-"what ranger is that?"

lil sis-"err, red ranger plus black ranger"

ME-"serious eh?"

lil sis-"the power ranger at where eh? america ah?"

ME-"this one not real la"

lil sis -" like this one at where? america?"

ME-"oh, this one at new zealand i think?"

lil sis-"ohhh, HAWAII at where eh?"

ME-"why?"

lil sis-"syafiq (my sis 'boyfriend' which she denies :D) say he want to marry people from there"

ME-"oh, hawaii at america NOT in singapore. *laughs*"

haha, that was like a random convo that i had with my sis.

see ya,
el-nino

2009-07-21T22:20:00.005+08:00

AMERICA'S SWEETHEART...

I've been AWOL for god knows how long. life's to boring to blog about mashed up in between (inter) courses, heh and all the test. i've been going home quite early lately getting to watch a mash-up of NICKTEEN or something like that, with iCarly and drake&josh. i would then snooze all the way frm 5-8 and then wake up watch some primetime tv and back to dreamland.

You would think after sleeping almost half of my life, you would think i cant possibly sleep in sch rite?

wrong.

i would find every possible moment of the longggg periods to sleep. & would wake up more tired. hah, i seriously need to find a way to stay up. maybe megan fox or vanessa hudgens would be my girlfriend so i would stay up only thinking of them. *wink wink* haha,

astalabista amigos,

el-nino

2009-07-07T21:22:00.000+08:00

07072009

thanks to everyone who wished me.

el-nino

2009-07-05T21:31:00.003+08:00

when you smile, i look in aw. as you laugh i laugh too when i see such joy in that laughter of yours. to see you from far is good enough, as i know that when i get close to you, you would make my heart palpitate too much for me to handle. when i look into those eyes of yours, i get loss, mesmerise by the beautiful soul that lies behind those beautiful eyes of yours.

el-nino

2009-07-05T00:03:00.006+08:00

she makes my liver quiver;

i'm anxiously counting down the days where my birthday arrives. im gonna be 15 soon i guess, but i wanna be like 10 again. hah, it would be much more awesome cause as im gonna add another year to my life which sucks to a certain extent. hah, cause i just realise that my dream of starting to skate would be flushed down the drain as time passes. i know there is still time, but i would look like an idiot who starts skating at 15. well, if i wanna skate i better start. gonna be like the likes of ryan sheckler would be harddd. haha, okay that was aiming way too far.

peace ya'll.
el-nino

2009-07-01T23:21:00.003+08:00

july's here;

i just had a feeling to blog now. been going home rather early than usual aft schools. i just realised tht schools getting more boring as each day goes. wht else when i reach sec4 hopefully? with everyone just thinking abt studying. pfft, im likely gonna go crazy cause im not the studying type obviously. to think of it it's been awhile since i went to tampines, haha. yeah, but i know tht tamp does not change much so basically there's no point. basically, when i reach home would sleep frm 4 all the way to 8. and i would sleep enough to sleep at night which sucks when i sleep at 2am and sleep at sch the next day. hah,

anyways, adios amigos. signing off.

when you reach the top, look arnd and enjoy it cause its not gonna last forever.

el-nino

2009-06-25T01:41:00.003+08:00

i feel tired and i should be sleeping by now but i cant sleep. hah, common symptoms of the holidays. it sucks that school is reopening as scheduled and i just found out that my sis school is gonna be close and she gets a whole week free. pfft, what a waste. but to be honest, im seriously excited for school to start. hah, cant wait to see dudes and dudettes of bds. hah! i wonder how the atmosphere is gonna be like. the morning assembly is gonna be longgggg, that i can confirm you with the same old principal speech. and i can guarantee i'll be half-asleep. i just realise there are tons of homework left, i wished i could use the excuse of 'oh, my dog ate it!' but i cant with more than one reason and most of them not being lame. hah! my mom just left for indonesia with my lil sis and maid. pfft, my lil sis gonna be back only on the 5th of july and she is another one who is gonna have a longer 'break'. but nvm, i must be hardworking to support my future family as im a dude. like my dad always says. i got my long awaited SAIMAH but it was surprisingly not up to par. the chicken was not crispy, the rice was abit stale and the sambal had no 'kick'. what's up with you guys, saimah dudes? haha, i just realised being a food critic would make an awesome job, eating and getting paid for it! i just realised i wrote a whole bunch. woah!

i know you are something special,
i want you and your beautiful,
i want you and your soul.

el-nino

2009-06-22T20:26:00.003+08:00

absence makes the heart grow fonder;

just finished doing my bio homework. haha, im surprised to. well, i just realised that there is like 6 days left of the june holidays and might as well do now then doing it at the last minute. i still got like 4 summaries and a comprhension left to go. oh, and the online hw crap. my new & awesome, eng teacher has already sounded us to better do our hw. pfft. im like seriously craving SAIMAH which i havent eaten i what? more than a week. so i am currently surprised at how fast the holidays have washed by and not alot of having fun but stucked at home with nowhere to go. i want sch to start but minus the studying.

maybe, you have no clue that im actually missing you. i miss interacting with you, having fun and laughing our head off at stupid jokes.

el-nino

2009-06-19T23:14:00.002+08:00

SAF LOST THE LEAGUE CUP;

my favourite singapore team lost. but i have to hand it to DPMM Brunei for their excellent play & not dumb penalty takers-,- i cant say the same for my home team where they lost in a rather stupid manner. despite dominating for the whole 90mins they came crashing down during the shootout. instead of using their strikers to take the spot kick, they used their defenders which ironically missed. uhm, maybe i should give a notice to who was choosing the takers that strikers are usually to put the ball INTO the net, whereas defenders are to keep the ball OUT of the net.-,- && my favourite player, shaiful esah didnt play a good game unlike his usual. pfft, and brunei dpmm just made history by being the first outsider to win the singapore league cup/
el-nino

2009-06-18T00:49:00.005+08:00

having a perfect life, is having lots of luck

the holiday mood is setting in, waking up past noon and sleeping past midnight. can't belive the holidays is washing away so fast. i actually have no clue at all wht the holiday homework are and to be honest, i dont really care. well, life kinda sucks. i dunno, something's just missing. not to be cliche, its just that i havent ound someone that makes me whole. woah, that was super emotional. but anyways, that's how i really feel. hmmm, i have nothing to be bored about as i have been relieving my boredom by going to dream land. haha, actually been having some weird dreams lately too. haha...
to be honest, you cant stay out of my mind actually. frm your infectious laugh, to your wide bright smile. but even looking at you there is something mysterious lying beneath your flawless beauty which is keeping me guessing what's that girl really about...
el-nino

2009-06-16T23:28:00.004+08:00

it's funny how the phrase 'missing something right under ones nose' has a true meaning lying beneath it

okay, put it in an example. for example, depicted frm hollywood movies : how the guy has always been there for the girl but she has nvr realise it, blah blah blah. & the ending will usually go like the girl realises tht the guy has been always thr and the one she loves. you know typical fairytale endings. BUT, i see tht real life definitely isnt the same at all, NOT EVEN CLOSE. and yea, for the guys out there whose going through the i found the perfect girl, dont be disheartened if the girl doesnt share feeling tht u have but she dont. hey, there are many more 'fishes' in the sea and there is a 'wide ocean' to search.

as for me, im going through the classic of someone 'missing something right under ones nose'. well, imagine this. how can a guy say IT without really saying IT? hmmmm ...

el-nino

2009-06-14T23:39:00.003+08:00

FAMILY DAY OUT;

so today was like super duper nice food day, haha. i woke up right at 12 and did the usuals. my mom wanted to eat arnolds fried chicken, okay bonus. than aft tht went to the IT fair at suntec than went to eat ayam penyet. ho sei liao! haha. oh, and got a new wallet like finallyy. but but, the sad news is my slippers both the nike and reef ones are going to disintegrate realllll sooon. well, the reef one has and the nike one is preparing for its final voyage. haha.

freakin shit man, just when i thought me and ilmi could have fun on the holidays, he get quarantined. but nvm, if i stay home and ask my dad for pocket money i can save. which is a big bonus! okay, enough of sulking in and i should make most of my free time to do wht i want. which is? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! haha.

i know you got a man but this is what you should say,

Why don't you tell him that I'm leavin' never to come back again

el-nino

2009-06-13T23:17:00.003+08:00

TAMPINES ROVERS 1-1 SAF FC

HAHA, okay that wasn't the full time score. but the game was exciting. supposed to watch the game at Jalan Besar with ilmi. BUT, he got quarantined or something because he sis got swine flu. BUT NOT TO BE ALARM PPL, she's on her road to recovery. && a common mistake tht ppl make is tht you will not definitely die if you have the swine flu. studies have shown tht the common flu has a higher death rate than the swine flu.

you are my oxygen, without you i couldnt live;

el-nino

2009-06-12T14:36:00.004+08:00

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ASLAM ISMAIL

HAHA, happy birthday homeboy. i hope our surprise was very surprising. haha, and the song we made up was hardwork. haha. let me write it for you all :

A, S, L, A, M
aslam aslam, go go
aslam is already 18 and now he could go for a spin,
but then he took so very long to hear us sing a fucking song!

haha, the song was depicted from the emperor's new groove.

haha, we had tons of fun playing volleyball, soccer and swimming. haz, azura, ilmi, iman went up the stage and dance the palawan beach thing or something haha. && sofia was calling me fat and all. haha, and vice versa. i am realllyyyyyyyyy sorry if i was mean to you. HAHA, BUT YOU DID CALL ME FAT & YOU KEPT THROWING SAND AT ME! HAHA. haha. now i know how it feels to be mean to you, because you are so mean to me! haha. yeah, but no hard feeling rite? haha. i know you had fun! haha. oh ya, and i got ur text. haha, i told u tht i can teach u how to kick a soccer ball and serve a volleyball properly! haha, now u must practice! haha.

el-nino

2009-06-11T00:08:00.003+08:00

GIRL YOU ARE MY OXYGEN;

ILMI BILAL has finally reached sg. & you know wht he saw arsene wenger, arsenal's manager at the airport. he called me and said he just touch down sg and he's standing beside him.-,- i was like lie sey, then he say he took picture all. haha, he said tht arsene was seriously stuck up! haha, frenchy wht? haha.haha, glad he's finally back, now got an extra member to hang out. haha. today, lepak at downtown with ilmi, aslam, iman & jc. lepak thr like our hse like tht. HAHAHA.

oh ya, he's awesome cause he bought me a tee and board shorts frm australia. haha, thanks my bitch! :D

One second without you know that I'd die for sure

On depending on you I cant do this on my own

Everything else I can do without I hope you know

You are my oxygen without you I couldnt live

el-nino

2009-06-09T02:34:00.003+08:00

i suddenly got this weird urge to write. hey, writing's a form of expressing urself rite?

falling for someone is a strong phrase but as much as i try to doubt it, i think i am. yeah, tell me abt it. well how abt this, when im talkin to this special person, i will always have a smile on my face. i dunno why, im curious to find out too. she is always fun to talk to. & she always would be stressed out, only for me to realise tht how little things are important to her, the little things tht make it perfect. i can say tht she's a perfectionist & it makes me truly see how perfect she is. frm her natural flawless beauty, to her never-ending laughter frm lame jokes. she just has something extraordinary tht other girls doesnt have, she has tht very strong attitude which shows she's nice but tht she could stand up for herself too. she's just super duper. she just has something abt her. something tht it seem i cant figure out frm her fun-filled attitude to her beauty. hmmm, it really bugs me tht i have nothing tht i can do so it seems. how could you make someone realise without actually making her realise? get it? i'm tied and it's complicated...

el-nino

2009-06-08T22:25:00.012+08:00

SOCCER FEVER, KIMBERLY CRAZY.

HAHA, had remedial frm 9 to 10.30am. as usual 30mins late. & i thought i was late but when i went in the my classroom. ms lam was taking temperature. i was like woah, lucky i late. haha. aft a session of worthless, and nothing goin inside my brain. wanted to play soccer, but EVERYONE was like out. so iman, ajay and me went to white sands to grab a bite while buying time until playing soccer. just imagine us camping at mac and waiting frm 12 till 4 just seeing time fly. finally played soccer at 5 and went back. it was like superb ah. haha.

DUDES, you know kimberly frm kids central, the one who acted in R.E.M as rachel or something. i totally so her on the mrt while going to pasir ris. i was like going ga-ga over her. and the best part was i was like playing psp the whole time & not notice her. haha, the best part was ajay said to me tht the girl beside her was hot and not saying kimberly. i only noticed her when she got up and walked past me. there was like this ray of halo around her tht made me notice her. okay, not tht dramatic ah but maybe because she was like towering over everybody else. i was truly speechless. i heard tht she was hot but i didnt know she was this hot! haha. the problem is she's still etched in my mind!

AZURA BIRTHDAY PICTURES;

you got my temperature rising like kimberly;

el-nino

2009-06-06T22:57:00.006+08:00

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY AZURA.

i know it should be like azura alone, but i put this photo as yours truly took it.
so i wanted to show my photographic prowess, as the girls said it was nice so like
must show off abit ah. heh :D

YOU HAVE THE BEST SMILE AND A FUNNY LAUGH. AZURA. HAHA. i know the 'surprise' wasnt very suprising. but, its the thought tht counts rite? haha. and sorry couldnt have get you anything. & there goes another person who has become older than me. haha, but i can wait dont mind to be young :D

hmmm, today like always had no whr to go. what's with sg seriously. it's freaking mundane and totally is not fun at alllll. whr is it fun to go in sg anyways? i'm damnnnn irritated with the point tht sg has no place to go to have fun tht is NEW. i saw the new ION on orchard or something like tht. i bet it is gonna be another vivo. BEING superrrr nice on the outside but practically nothin new at all inside. what's the point of haveing a new mall but there's nothing new inside? anyways ....

i just heard the avril lavigne cd's at jian chao's hse. apparently his sister is a BIG fan of avril and has the oldest to her newest CD. haha, she is seriously hot man. like i saw her cd covers. i was like WOAHHHHH. hot hot heat much. but to bad, she's taken. if not, i can go. heh, :D

you got my temperature rising like el-nino,
you got my temperature rising like el-nino ...

el-nino

2009-06-05T22:03:00.004+08:00

B.O.R.E.D.O.M

holidays are such a bore. a whole waste off 'free time' which is spent doing absolutely nothing. & to the lucky ppl who gets to get off this boring, small island. i have ran out of ideas on whr to go in sg. i am going to try out new places which i have nvr went to before. heh. maybe try out the new joo koon station and look around, or pioneer.

just nw had math remedial which was just plain useless, i dun even know why i came in the first place. come, sit, talk, disturb ms lam and then went back. talk abt plain jane rite?

anyways, feeling wiped out so gonna head off.

happiness is achieved through a journey, and not the destination.
el-nino

2009-06-04T16:34:00.000+08:00

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL, BUT YOU NVR CALL AT ALL.

I totally got the song frm watching good luck chuck. watch it before but since have nothin to do watch it again on HBO. awesome, when i thought tht jessica alba is not hot anymore, she nvr fails to make me go ga-ga over her. fuyoh, when she start teasing the guy in the movie, i was like WHATTTTT!?!? she's like awesome but at the same time doesn't have tht slut look. heh, if u get wht i mean guys.

DISTURBIA is another awesome movie. i probably think shia labeouf is one of the most luckiest guy, okay scratch tht. THE MOST LUCKIEST GUY ON EARTH RIGHT NOW. he acts in both transformers & disturbia which has two hot hot heat babes in it and he gets to make out with them. like -,-. & his like freakin funny like ppl will start laughing when seeing him make out not like get steamy or something. heh.

MEGAN FOX :
TRANSFORMERS

SARAH ROEMER :
DISTURBIA

i love it when you call but u nvr call at all,
el-nino

2009-06-03T23:50:00.000+08:00

went down to town today. walked, walked arnd and saw some cool stuff. when i was at pacific plaza, thr was one attention seeking guy in a giant stroller! i was like WTF! he had a microphone and all. he was like making baby noises, even the security guard didnt know what to do with tht guy. he said he was french and all. he went arnd the whole of orchard. haha. seriously attention deprived or just plain lunatic.

tmr remedial class, i hope it would be awesome but i didnt finish the hw so what the heck ah. since hwen i finish hw anyways?

love life and life would love you!
el-nino

2009-06-02T22:43:00.000+08:00

SAIMAH VERSUS HEINEKEN

haha, maybe to some of you ppl might be thinkin, wht's with the title? well, its something Hazirah and me talked abt. haha, anyways, i think the new heineken commercial is damnnn superrr funny. who hasnt watch it yet could catch it on sports chnnl like ESPN, star sports or YOUtube. i wont give you guys any details but its superr duperrr funny. okay, maybe just abit. it involves a closet! :D

holidays have been super bummer. i totally got to make some cash, seeing all the sales goin on is killer. frm quicksilverr, to stussy and ripcurl. woah, like seriously. gotta make some $$$$. and i must say tht the math remedial is awesome. freakin fun, didnt do much but talk. haha. but it beats staying at home doin nothin rite?

i think im doin something serious wrong, falling for someone i should not be falling for. oh well, i wont think to much abt it. my ambitions of being a batchelor is goin well i think? heh.

looking back at the past is boring, the excitement lies in the future!
el-nino

2009-05-31T19:18:00.000+08:00

B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y

It is the time whr u have lived a year more on earth.
It is the time whr u have celebrated ur birth on earth.
It is the time whr u get more "mature".
It is the time whr u get presents.
It is the time whr u have the right to be a happy-goober.

credits for ilmi on doing this. i copied his idea frm his blog. i think its cool. and furthermore, i didn't go anywhr today so its boring to write down on my life story. so here goes the b'day of ppl i remembered ...

HAZIRAH born on 26 september
i must admit tht we weren't really close until this year. but, phew if we weren't who would play stress with me? haha. i think that ur super duper. enough said :D

Ilmi born on 14 october
my brother frm another mother. my own personal bedok south slut. haha.

SOFYA born on 1 may
haha, the girl who always says im super lame. but still laughs at my 'lameness'. heh. i bet u think that i didnt rmb ur b'day. haha.

Jian Chao born on 1 may
my brother frm another father. my own personal bedok south bitch. haha.

NATALIE born on 1 april
the fun girl to talk to. you'll nvr get bored of talkin to. haha, and the slow girl who takes 2 days to get things. haha.

Iman born on 28 february
the 70s guy trapped in a 21st century boys's body. my bedok south whore. haha.

SOFIA born on 23 july
the girl who laughs at an umbrella. haha. the girl who claims to get 'distracted' studyin.

Aslam born on 11 june
the guy who most probably gonna turn pro. don't forget to give free tickets to matches!

Azura born on 6 june
the gal who is crazy. ultimately hyper and nvr is boring.

Fadhilah born on 10 january
the crazy gal who nvr stops laughing for no reason. she nvr fails to be interesting in
a weird way with all her crap. haha.

Liyi born on 8 september
one of the crazy girls who laughs non-stop when a joke is told. haha. very fun to talk to.

ta-dahhh. pheww, finally finish. haha. sry to those i didn't put down but u know u dudes and dudettes will always be in my heart. haha, chey. sentimental much. camp rock is on channel 5 now. haha, ciao!

if u fall dont pick urself up just yet, learn how u fall and
how to prevent it then pick urself up.
el-nino

2009-05-30T13:07:00.000+08:00

SCHOOL'S OUT, SCREAM & SHOUT !!

What's the use of holidays when you have no plans. to be honest, i would rather be at sch then drown in total boredom at hm. BIND was cancelled, GREATTTT. just what i needed for a holiday, nothing to do-,-. i guess i would go for the math remedial crap as i have nothing to do at all. atlleast can have fun with my classmates and maybe, MAYBE improve my math.

i just hope that my results would get better so my dad won't nag. i want like for the first time to like ask my dad to come for ptm. haha, and sit beside him and soak in all the glory of scoring gd for my exams :D

haha, i guess that my blog will be superrr fullyyy everdayyy updated as i have alotttt of spare time. haha. gonna go to tamp now, ilmi goin to melbourne in like a few hours. lucky, bastard. haha. so is like we goin out for lunch for like until he come back in 10 days. gd la, he have fun i suffer and drown in boredom-,- haha, have fun ass. ciao!

nothing to do? meditate! heh :D
el-nino

2009-05-28T21:13:00.000+08:00

MAN UTD LOSS, BARCELONA WON !!!

as u could read frm the title, the eagerly awaited champions league finals has been played, and like expected man u loss. i heard it was a thrilling match which barcelona totally dominated and ronaldo playing like a little girl as always, no offence to the gals crazy over him for no reason. go crazy over torres better! :D

on a more serious note, wanted to stay over at ilmi's hse to watch the finals. but, there was a speed bump. more like a road block. MY oh so nice form teacher complained to my dad about me. first, my results. secondly, how i "disrespect" her. thirdly, how i was a "bad boy". so my dad didn't let me go ah. haiya, could have watch barca beat man u and how ronaldo sucked. he must have seriously sucked balls cause even one of the craziest ronaldo fan i know, sofya imran chew said he sucked balls. woah, that coming frm her!

just now had PTM at sch. kinda cool how sch is at night. i likey! how i wish that sch was at night. that would be cool. but, alot of ppl would be kinda col or scared in english as it's superrrr creepy. haha, but like cool if got like one day we come instead of 7.30am but 7.30pm. HAHA! ho sei la.

CHAMPIONS OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 09

okay, i'm off.

take it day by day, and all will be okay!
el-nino

2009-05-24T12:57:00.000+08:00

EL-NINO HAS BEEN REVEALED !

haha, thanks hazirah for entertaining me and not just ignored my nonsensical crap. now, u know who is that mysterious EL-NINO. :D i hope that u had as much fun as i did trying to figure out who was that person.

anyways, yest went to tamp and then to downtown. sg is getting on my nerves. its freakinggg boring. someone pleaseeeeee tell me where is the fun, cool, hip place to go in sg. and skip places like esplanade, town, vivo and all that. what would be cool is to have maximum fun and minimise spending! that would be the total HO SEI LA moment if anyone could name me a place.

i wanna catch angels & demons, the trailers looks awesome and have been getting rave reviews. but movies, i think is a total waste and makes u go banked! most of the movies i catch in cinemas for one time have all been forgotten by my buddy brain of mine on what the movie is about.

i watch guiness world records and there is one record for the highest and fastest vertical drop! it is in gold coast and it goes up 36 storeys high for 90 seconds and drops to the ground in 5 seconds. just imagine how ur face would look like going that fast! great stress reliever!!

life is like a game of cards, get it wrong? shuffle it!,
el-nino

2009-05-23T12:29:00.000+08:00

3RD PLACING FOR 3E

the inter class game was crappy. from the pitch to the referee. wasn't really fun, but i tried my freakin hardest to score. i did. and it was superrr important. after the games went to fri prayers and ate at SAIMAH with chng teng. went swim swim then went home.

got home around 9, and then did some stuff. i didnt know that zul could be so emotional. hmm, i'm a sensitive guy, i guess? :) i'm confused ...

i watched like this show on channel 5 and thought that ana ivanovic(below) is seriously sweet like very mesmerising just looking at her sweetness. :)

TO HAZIRAH: i read your blog and it was to me, who is that zul ur talkin about? can you like tell me how he's like so i can know how alike we are? :D

Live life as it was your last day,
el-nino

2009-05-19T23:19:00.000+08:00

HO SEI LIAO LA !!!

MID-YEAR OVER BABYYY!!! finally la, but like boring ah now. everyone like relax, relax. heh. sg is damn fcukin boring ah. whr to go? i also dunno. if it's fun, expensive crazy. then cheap, not fun -,-. i want to go the genting theme park, okay sound like lame right? but, if u take the thingy where u go up damnn high then drop fcukin fast. DAMN BLOODY FUN LAAA. haha, if sg got good rite?

tmr got sch, i think don't do anything la. lucky got P.E if not sibeh boring sey.. must play soccer, mon cancel cause rain cats and dogs, and cows all. superr heavy.

HOME UNITED won ah just now versus some thailang team in afc. baik ah, super sub: mohamad firdaus. He damn happy la, he score 2 goals and his goals CLASSSS! if home got saf left back ho sei siaaa.

okay, lost for words alr. and to hazirah: who the great el-nino you talkin about? HEHE.

live everyday if it was ur last!
el-nino

2009-05-16T19:48:00.000+08:00

OLA!
currently, ARSENAL FC vs. MAN UTD. i'm at ilmi house now watching the big game. i'm sure liverpool supporters are praying for arsenal to win againts them so that man u would not secure the title. current score 0-0, 2mins.

anyways, today went to tamp and then to jalan besar. tamp U-18 vs. NFA U-17, 4-0 or 3-0, haha. and NFA U-16 vs. SAF. 3-1 when we left, SAF was leading through a penalty when saf keeper let in 3 saveable goals. the no.8 striker for SAF was clearly pissed at the keeper.

can't wait to finish d&t and play soccer. been dying for soccer but it has been a good studying time, i guess. anyways, back to the game now, see ya!

GONNA DEPEND ON THE YOUNG SKIPPER.(LEFT)

adios amigos!,
el-nino

2009-05-14T18:27:00.000+08:00

HEAD, SHOULDERS, KNEES & TOES, KNEES & TOES!

woke up at 6:15, i was dead tired and didn't wanna go to sch. but got SS exam soo had too-,- went out of the hse and got feeling goin to rain, actually no la was driziling so went and took my hoodie. blah,blah,blah .. reach tanah merah and raining cats and dogs sey! HO SEI LA! so must take bus what? then busstop sibeh qui lan soo many ppl. came to sch nice nice, not late.

SS so-so la, than sit at canteen play tai-ti, 21 and all the other card games. then, SAIMAH at bedok corner with azura, hazirah, ilmi, syahirah, iman and jc. oh, and nat. wait like 1 hour because haven't cook the ayam penyet-,-. HAHA, shiok ah sey, chng teng with ayam penyet. i know haz likes it :D must try!

so went to airport again, met sofia, raudah and liyi at mac. than go and "study" history. HO SEI LA! quite interesting actually. sofia kept asking this and that. haha, ilmi and me were ... -,-. took mrt home and damnn kecoh with kindergarten songs, LONDON BRIDGE, MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB n HEAD, SHOULDERS, KNEES & TOES. get it now, my title?

okay, peace dudets & dudettes,
el-nino

2009-05-13T20:26:00.000+08:00

WHAT'S UP DUDES AND DUDETTES!!

haha, finally back to blogging. i dunno why, but i had a sense of enthuism to start blogging. okay, skip the crap and i'll get it started.

so today, went to airport with sofia, azuraaa, liyi, raudah, jc, ilmi and iman and nat and faizul. HAHA, quite interesting actually. azura, liyi and raudah stayed at BK till 6+ talkin about sch's in bedok. haha, and azura i now quite worried i'm going to repeat also-,-

MID-YEARS is being an ass like fcuk. nabeh, study, study then paper sooo fcukin hard-,-. WASTING MY THUMB!!(underground joke). it's now left SS, hist and DnT. so, just goin with the flow until exam over. than gonna party like a rockstar! haha, another insider jc joke.

okay, i won't drag on it cause need study for SS. haha, i step study je. kan kan(nat's fav line)

live life to the fullest!
el-nino