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The El- Nino. El-Caliente.
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07JULY. AY-CARRAMBA!. AZURA HAZIRAH ILMI INSYIRAH MELYN NATALIE RAUDAH
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Saturday, November 21, 2009
4:00:00 AM
today, was awesome dude! its like 4am and i just got back from a midnight movie with my family and baby. haha, it was really weird having our first 'date' with my parents and them being a few feet away and my parents practically paying everything from tickets to popcorn. HAHA, but all is well in love&war. FUHLERMAK, FREAKING NABEH AWESOME!!! (=peace, el-nino Saturday, November 14, 2009
6:34:00 PM
VOLUME 14 : Classic ways to reject a guy who ask for your number...1. "NO!" 2. "I have a boyfriend, still want it?" 3. "HUH? me no speako english?" *speaks in a foreign slang* 4. "OMGGGGG!! A guy is asking for my number! woooo!" *jumps around like an idiot* (confirm the guy would walk or more like run away) 5. Stare at him, roll your eyes, flip your hair and walk away like a model. (not only you reject him but he would probably cry and call his mommy) 6. Whisper into his ear, "Finally! My sex-change operation works!" yours, el-nino Thursday, November 12, 2009
8:55:00 PM
VOLUME 13 : WHAT TO DO ON THE FIRST DATE ...? (FOR DUDES)1. Be romantic, flowers are great! 2. Know what she likes, try to do something extraordinary. Movies are great, but try going for a picnic or something. 3. Pick a movie that SHE likes, it woud really suck if she hates the movie you guys just saw. 4. Avoid awkward conversations!(don't ask her about her past relationships or anything that would basically make her uncomfortable) 5. Prepare jokes for those awkward silences. Plus, its always good if she laughs! 6. Don't act like a retard, it would only make her embarass of going out in public with you for like .. forever? 7. Have a back-up plan, if something pops up like sold out movie tickets, or bad weather. You need to have a second place to go to. 8. Complement her, however don't be TOO corny or excessive. 9. Be sweet, sent her home! goodnight sg, el-nino Tuesday, November 10, 2009
4:11:00 PM
so, i was basically on YouTube clicking away at videos and i saw the video 'just so you know' and it suddenly hit me. i don't know about you dudes out there, but i've had my fair share of crushing on a close friend without them even realising and i think the video on your left has total absolute superb meaning.VOLUME 12 : How do you 'confess' to your close friend that you like her without risking breaking your friendship? 1. Don't rush! There are actually signs to tell you when the right time is to tell her and whether it is smart to tell her or not. 2. Don't be random!(don't tell her out-of-the-blue that you like her, it would make it real awkward, and she'll most probably say 'i don't have feelings for you in a more-than-a-friend manner) 3. Be patient!(i know it sucks to wait, but you have to persevere and i'm sure she'll realise soon enough) 4. Drop hints!(be BRAVE, try telling your friends or her friends to ask her about you and see how she reacts) okay, when it's time to tell her, what should you do? 1. It's best to tell her face-to-face, and be serious about it. Don't act all gay and laugh or giggle. You're talking to a girl you've crushed on for quite some time. So MAN UP! 2. Be sweet. C'mon, there's nothing a girl would like more than a sweet guy right? 3. Tell her honestly how you feel. 4. I know it would be hard if she rejects you but try to keep the friendship there as it would be a waste to end a friendship just because of a 'confession'. 5. IMPORTANT:confess at your own risk! cause by confessing you might possibly end a friendship. so, think CAREFULLY! yours sincerely, el-nino Monday, November 9, 2009
9:44:00 PM
VOLUME 11 : 8 Things that girls do while in a relationship that would make a guy pissed off at/hate her...1. She gets too clingy and gives the guy NO space. 2. She has NO trust in him at all. (she would ask like a million questions if he goes out without her, and would ask a million more if he goes with a girl without her) 3. She is SUPER petty. 3. She keeps bitching, and bitching, and bitching.... 4. She keeps complaining and complaing. (don't get me wrong, i know a boyfriend should be a good listener but if the girlfriend starts whining like a baby, it would be a tad too irritating.) 5. She has NO such respect for her boyfriend. (basically treating her OWN boyfriend like dirt.) 6. She does STUPID things like going out with guys alone. (don't get me wrong, she can go out with guys but she has to inform the boyfriend first. AND there's no such thing as going out with a guy ALONE just the TWO of them if she has a boyfriend!) 7. She thinks it's OKAY to message other guys in a 'more-than-friendly' way. You get what i mean. 8. She keeps asking her boyfriend to buy for her stuff in an excessive manner. yours truly, el-nino Sunday, November 8, 2009
7:37:00 PM
FIRSTLY......NAT GET WELL SOON!the faster you get well, the faster you'll get to visit me. i know you miss me right? :DVOLUME 10 : 5 basic things a guy would think/do when meeting a girl for the first time? 1.The guy would look at her face, then think "Hot or not?" 2.The guy would look at her 'other' features and you know.... 3.The guy would than see how she talks.(a screechy or irritating voice could turn a guy off) 4.The guy would see if she's friendly. 5.The guy would see if she's easy to talk to.(which would deinitely score points if she's easy to talk to) signing off, el-nino (stupid joke: You know they say "food fit for a king" means what? the meat like cows, and sheep all must exercise first so it would be fit is it?) HAHA. Thursday, November 5, 2009
10:13:00 PM
VOLUME 9 : (LAME/CHEEZY/STUPID) PICK UP LINES...1. "Can i have your number? i just got a new phone and i need to fill up the contacts :)" 2. "Do you smoke? cause you're smoking hot!" 3. "Do you need a bucket of water? cause i think you're burning up!" 4. "Are you made out of honey? cause you're so damn sweet" 5. "I think i'm getting a cold, cause you're hot-ness is so infectious" 6. "Can you be my surfboard? cause i can ride that body anytime!" 7. "I don't think i could drive with you around, cause you are so distracting." *open's the door and ask the girl to go out of the car* (haha, told you it was s.t.u.p.i.d) 8. "Can you get the thermometer quick, cause i think my temperature's rising cause of you!" 9. "Woah! Are you an angel?! cause you're the most beautiful thing i've ever seen to walk this earth!" love&peace, el-nino |
